Thankful for Larry Fitzgerald and his 3-Acre hands.
Thankful for the first half of Super Bowl LI.
Thankful that they are not hearing anymore talk of Joe Flacco being “elite.”
Thankful that Tyrod Taylor is still willing to play quarterback for them.
Thankful that they aren’t held responsible for Cam Newton’s clothes.
Thankful for the Da ‘85 Bears.
Thankful for the Cleveland Browns.
Thankful that LeBron James is back in Cleveland.
Thankful for the complex and confusing legal process of appealing NFL suspensions that kept Ezekiel Elliott eligible for most of the season.
Thankful they got a bargain QB like Brock Osweiler instead of shelling out huge money for a free-agent QB like Brock Osweiler.
Thankful their job allows them to travel.
Green Bay Packers
Thankful that next year is only a year away.
Thankful for JJ Wa… I mean Deshaun Watson… Thankful for modern medicine.
Thankful that Andrew Luck is still alive at least.
Thankful that they get to play the Texans and Colts for a quarter of their games.
Kansas City Chiefs
Thankful people stopped paying attention to them when they were still good.
Los Angeles Chargers
Thankful that no one is there to watch them “play football.”
Los Angeles Rams
Thankful that their coach is able to cut Chemistry class to get to practice.
Thankful that “The U” is back.
Thankful that Teddy Bridgewater is almost back.
New England Patriots
Thankful for Tom Brady.
New Orleans Saints
Thankful people have forgotten about Bountygate (remember Bountygate?)
New York Giants
Thankful they aren’t the Jets.
New York Jets
Thankful that they aren’t the Giants.
Thankful that they can be this bad and be in second place in the AFC West.
Thankful for Sashi Brown and the Cleveland Browns.
Thankful for the AFC North.
San Francisco 49ers
Thankful for Jimmy Garoppolo’s chiseled jawline.
Thankful for replacement refs (still).
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Thankful that Jon Gruden finally forgot all the door codes.
Thankful for the AFC South.
Thankful for the short news cycle.